Dumplings

November 3, 2015

Swoosh.

I smile in relaxation every time this happens. It’s like a giant weight has just been released from within me — maybe like less-extreme version of giving birth? It’s a weightlessness, coupled with a feeling of purification that no holy month could match. Peace. And tranquility.

It’s not PC. It’s not considered ‘pleasant’ in daily conversation. It’s an effective crutch to fall on for humor with buddies.

Man, there’s nothing like taking a nice big dump in the morning. Eat your veggies kids, especially for dinner.

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